Lookin' for work

Recently I was watching the (fairly) new TV show about National Security. They caught some Mexicans sneaking into the US. Tearfully they replied, "My family is starving and I'm just looking for work."

I wish I'd been there, I'd said, "Turn around and go back, you've got all our jobs in Mexico!"

Actually he already had a job. He was packing 25 lbs of drugs.